The only place a legal courtesan and guest can officially discuss the specifics of activity and price are in the courtesan’s room at the ranch on the day of their time together.
However with a little logic and common sense, you can be as financially prepared as possible to treat yourself to the experience your heart and parts desire.
Remember: you are renting a human being to get extremely personal with you, almost immediately, per your desires—a skill that comes with a lot of social stigma and misinformation. Internet forums about experiences with legal courtesans are reliable only in the sense that you can find every answer there—reports of parties that fit in all budget ranges.
All that is to say:
Basic experiences have basic price tags, and luxurious experiences have luxurious ones.
If you, like me, grew up in the middle of nowhere and had no idea what a designer brand was until you were in your twenties, google luxurious stuff in Las Vegas and educate yourself.
One frame of reference your might find helpful is a wedding.
For a couple hours, you might spend nothing on a potluck gathering. There are also backyards, churches, and infinite variations on beautiful locations and the sky’s the limit when it comes to spending. They are all weddings. They are not all the same wedding.
Another helpful reference point where you might find useful parallels is travel.
You can have a fun adventure on any budget. There’s the hitchhiking and couch surfing version. Mini road trips and motels. Budget hotels and flight details. Nice hotels and main cabin plus. Luxury hotels and first class. Superluxury and private jets. They are all vacations. They are not all the same vacations.
Cars have a range. Rents have a range. Mortgages have a range. Yet they are not the same vehicle or apartment or house.
Many potential clients underestimate the effort and cost it requires legal courtesans to work at a legal brothel and assume prices should be comparable to adjusted independent escort rates, which have their own wide range of luxury tiers. These assumptions completely miss the reality that to hire an (unlawful) independent escort is simply a completely different experience than seeing a legal courtesan at a legal brothel, for both the provider and client on a number of levels.
In most cases, I’d lump parties at the ranch into three main categories: basic, classic and luxury.
1.
BA$$$IC
Basic parties are typically quickies, which I define as anything between seven minutes in heaven and half an hour—great for curious bucket listers!
They often focus on one or maybe two activities—hands, mouths, intercourse, or sometimes a particular kink or fetish session—foot worship quickies are fun. Ladies are all different about how they manage time, but I typically set a timer with a minimum amount of agreed-upon time, and aim to keep our chemistry lit throughout the negotiation and booking process. I also like to point out that penises typically reach completion in 5-7 minutes, so if you wand to recharge and go again in a quickie I’m okay with that; everyone is different. I personally also will make it a little less quick if you’re good at massaging me and turning me into a puddle. However, the ranch knows this and they do keep track of us.
2.
CLA$$$$IC
Classic parties usually last around an hour—they’re what most people come here looking for.
Sometimes it ends up being closer to two hours by the time we get through chatting and touring and negotiating and dick/pussy checking and booking and showering and setting up, playing, coming down, and, eventually, showering again if you want before cleaning up and sending you whistling on your way (although if you wear my scent out on you, I do think that’s very hot). Classic sessions are great because they provide enough time to follow our intuition, whether that leads us to a bubble bath, a massage, or exploring all kinds of positions. Or it can all be focused on teasing and building. Hands only. Mouths. Exploring a new toy or power dynamics. Or any combination of intense rounds between lounging, chatting and snacking. We get to decide.
3.
LUXURIOU$$$$$
Luxury parties are when we get to lose track of time and make our wildest fantasies come true.
It might be an afternoon. An evening. All day. Or night. A weekend, a week, an intense kink, hours or days of deep connection with endless opportunities for exploration. I am a professional artist, performer, filmmaker, and service switch—I easily invite you into my world to co-create a unique-to-us experience for as long as we are together. Turn your brain off and let me choose everything, or choose-your-own-adventure as I offer you one choice at a time. I’ll hold the frame and keep us connected in sensual delight, meeting everything that arises so you may learn about yourself and your pleasure. It’s an opportunity to fill your well and learn about yourself on a deeper level.
Or…make the collective orgy dream of all the ladies at the ranch come true and throw the best party ever! It’s up to you.
If at this point you’re still scratching your head trying to figure out what to come prepared with, consider the following:
Session Fees Cover:
A 50% House Split
An additional 10-30% if any car service is used
A ton of mutual fun
A top-notch set of memories
A safe, discreet, law-abiding experience
A get-to-know-you chat and optional tour
A negotiation conversation about desired activities
Your party per our agreement, guaranteed
Drinks, food and specialty rooms (per price point)
1-2 Showers
Secure Payments
Visual Genital Inspection
Professional Expertise
*Condoms, Lorals, lube, toiletries, etc.
*STI Testing ($150/week)
*Room & Board ($414/week)
*Sheriff’s Cards ($150/quarter)
*Travel to and from Sheri’s
*Staff Tips
*Taxes
Your Dreams Come True
*Ladies (not the house) are personally responsible for these costs
I’m a kindsexual so if someone has a good attitude, is respectful, kind, and is truly doing their best to be generous and reasonable, we usually find a nice way to overlap in fun. I know many ladies who quickly filter out people who are rude, entitled, far off from the norms and demanding a deal, or the funny times when they lower their budget and increase the ask. If someone isn’t willing to meet me somewhere in the middle and has a bad attitude, I walk that kind back down the hallways as soon as politely possible.
If you are a kind person who is earnestly here to connect and your animal bodies get along, I believe easy agreement is likely. Mutual generosity and playfulness create a very delicious environment for connection—in every context.
After reading this, you should now have a clearer idea of just what kind of budget you should come prepared with. And if you still feel frustrated because I didn’t break the rules and come right out and say numbers, I’ll simply say this: many people are surprised by you expensive our offerings are, and many other people aren’t remotely surprised, and easily and happily pay our normal fees because they understand what it is to value a goddess.
TL;DR:
Be kind, appreciative and as generous as possible for maximum flexibility.
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