FAQ / answers

The only place we can discuss price and activity specifics is in my room at Sheri’s Ranch. 

Be sure to call the office to make an appointment (800) 506 3565 if you want me to be ready and available for you.

F O R   T H E  C U R I O U S:

[ ~ Are you faking it? ~ ]

No. Life is too short to waste on boring things.

If facilitating my orgasm is important to you, I'd rather teach you how I work than trick you into ineffective habits—especially if you’d like to see me again.

I have a wide net of delicious YES and an excitement to bring joy to kind, respectful, mutually curious people. I favor authentic connection that unfolds in its own time. If someone or something doesn’t work for me, I don't hide it. My acting is a specialty skill reserved for negotiated role-play ;)

→ See “Why I LOVE Being a Legal Courtesan” on How to Brothel.

[ ~ What’s it like to be with you? ~ ]

I am unique—just like everyone else.

I may look like I stepped out of Hollywood's classical era, but I am truly a practical, whimsical, wonder-filled, all-natural probtistic ideas machine in human form.

I probably won’t appreciate your sarcasm; it’ll fly right over my head. However, I feel extremely cared for when you explain a joke I didn’t get, so I can share in the funny. I LOVE to laugh and play.

I prefer direct, clear speech to euphemism, though in sensation I will always opt for the long-drawn-out route, teasing that builds tension over time.

My mind loves pattern-seeking and possibility-making, which means I tend to notice the threads that help people understand themselves more clearly.

Words and touch are my favorite connection modes, though I’ve been known to melt into incoherence and primal vocalizations.

Sex is my favorite subject, and I have a long list of ever-expanding interests: neuroscience, therapy modalities, psychology, meditation, (neuro)theology, communication, energy, technology, quantum physics, space, sci fi and fantasy, anything related to systems or patterns, especially if they categorize humans (Meyers-Briggs, Enneagram, Astrology, Human Design, Tarot, Archetypes etc.), all creative arts, agriculture, tractors, baking bread, cooking and cute animals (and yes, I will definitely want to see photos of your pet).

If you have an interest I haven't explored yet, discovering something through someone else's passion is another thing that lights my fire. Yes please, book recommendations.

My heart and loins are most aroused by loving kindness. As long as there’s respect, we’ll find our wavelength and enjoy our time together.

→ See “What’s a Kindsexual?” and “The Girlfriend Experience” on How to Brothel.

[ ~ What’s your background? ~ ]

I am an artist. A filmmaker by training, I work as a performer, photographer, podcaster, writer, painter, relationship coach, creative guide—a modern courtesan.

A neurospicy queer kinky switch who started on the right side of the slash and mostly live on the left these days, I have always been orientationally non-monogamous. Farm-raised, city-finished, my thirst for adventure calls for a quasi-nomadic lifestyle. Sharing facts, food, creative discoveries and jokes are my other love languages.

On my podcast Sex Stories I have been interviewing guests about their sex lives and/or work since 2018. As it turns out, my voracious appetites include learning everything related to sex.

Accordingly, I continue to amass a wealth of knowledge from primary and secondary sources on physical intimacy, emotions, communication, relationships, psychology, neuroscience, and spirituality. Humans are baffling, yet still I love trying to understand how they work. I am currently in a healer training to deepen my knowledge of the nervous system, breath work, somatic therapy, energy and tantra. I will gladly nerd out over Robert Heinlein, Huberman Lab and all therapy modalities.

My obsession is connection. My ultimate goal is to create better story-based emotional and sex education resources for people everywhere. My daily goal is to create at least one ripple of love. And I really think hands-on learning is the best.

→ Find Sex Stories with Luna Robbie wherever you get your podcasts

[ ~ Am I too _______ for you? ~ ]

You are not too shy, direct, nervous, weird, boring, old, young, big, small, inexperienced, kinky, queer, straight, unpracticed, differently abled, fast, slow, dark, pale, bald, hairy, or even too many (couples are welcome!)—and if you happen to be stinky, you will have an opportunity to freshen up before we get intimate.

As long as you’re kind, respectful, connection-oriented and are at least a smidge curious, open-minded, generous of spirit, and passionate, we’ll probably click.

If there is rudeness, boundary pushing, or unresolved hatred in your system, or if a large amount of pretending is required to keep your ego intact, we probably are not a match.

→ See “Virgins of All Ages”, “Couples Threesomes”, “Are You A Kindsexual?” and “How I Turn Nervous Partners Into Sex Gods” on How to Brothel

[ ~ Can we enjoy intimacy without sex? ~ ]

Yes. We will connect however feels right in each moment. It may include conversation or quiet sensuality, be clothed, unclothed, cuddly, playful, soft, exploratory, restorative, or all of the above. I love giving and receiving massage, listening to our hearts beat, dancing, board games, soaking in the jacuzzi tub, and any activity that lights you up. If you want to step into my most intimate sphere and experience daily creative life with me, we can share a meal, write a story, record a podcast episode, and do a photoshoot.

→ See “Activities at Legal Brothels” and “The Girlfriend Experience” on How to Brothel

[ ~ Can I spend the night with you? ~ ]

If we hit it off, an overnight or multi-day experience lets us luxuriate in slow evenings, shared meals, laughter, erotic play, rest, waking up entangled, and beginning again. They’re intimate, creative, and allow our animal bodies to fully relax for the deepest connection. If you want an extended session, email me beforehand so I can ensure uninterrupted space for us.

→ See “Overnights” featuring the wisdom of Camille Davis on How to Brothel

[ ~ Can I see your face? ~ ]

Yes! You can see my face, hear my voice and learn my connection philosophies on the YouTube version of How to Brothel and Sex Stories, or if you want to see my face and so much more, join me on OnlyFans; you can find all the links on my website.

→ Find How to Brothel with Luna Robbie wherever you get your podcasts

[ ~ How may I book time with you? ~ ]

I love looking forward to appointments, and they ensure I’m resourced, ready and available when you arrive. The office handles my schedule. Call +1 (800) 506-3565 or email reservations@sherisranch.com to reserve our time together.

I am especially keen on morning trysts, afternoon delights and cozy evenings, but can get excited at any hour for a wonderful reason.

→ See “How to Prepare for Your Trip to a Legal Brothel” on How to Brothel

[ ~ What if my plans shift? ~ ]

If you need to reschedule or cancel your appointment, please email me and the office to let us know as soon as possible: lunarobbie@sherisranch.com, reservations@sherisranch.com

[ ~ How shall I prepare for our time together? ~ ]

Hydrate. Get clear on your desires. And read or listen to my entire How to Brothel Series!

→ Start with “How to Prepare for Your Trip to a Legal Brothel” on How to Brothel

[ ~ What shall I include in my intro email to you? ~ ]

A thoughtful introductory email goes a long way. I love a paragraph or two about who you are, what lights you up, what you’re hoping to gain from our connection, when you’re planning to visit, and a photo if you feel comfortable.

→ See “Email Etiquette at Legal Brothels in Nevada” on How to Brothel

[ ~ What if you don’t email me back right away? ~ ]

I probably won’t—but I promise to get back to you as soon as is reasonable. If I'm at the ranch, this is usually within 24 hours.

When I’m doing something I care about—creating, connecting, adventuring, learning, or tending to my world—I give it my full attention. I reply when spacious so I can meet you with the same presence I give everything I love.

That said, SPAM filters are real, so please check yours. If I’m at the ranch and your query is time-sensitive, a polite follow-up is always welcome.

If your email is for a booking weeks or months in the future, I may be in email triage mode and your patience is appreciated.

→ See “How I Prioritize Communication (In & Beyond the Ranch)” on How to Brothel

[ ~ May I send or bring you a gift? ~ ]

I travel often and aim for minimalism. To make me swoon, support my creative work through OnlyFans or Patreon.

If you love to spoil me with something tangible, Überlube is my favorite gift; it is great for massage and protection-safe. I also love beautiful flowers, nice super dark (90%+) chocolate, yummy organic snacks like dried or freeze-dried fruits, and sci-fi or fantasy books.

My body falls apart if I partake in alcohol or refined sugars, so none of those, please. Delicious butter croissants, however, are always appreciated.

Apparel-wise, I have a small, elegant capsule wardrobe that fits into my carry-on. If you wish to add an outfit to my current collection, please contact me to discuss. I believe surprises are best reserved for those who know each other very, very well.

And yes—at Sheri’s, we welcome tips of all sizes ;)

→ See “Etiquette at Legal Brothels in Nevada” on How to Brothel

[ ~ Do you drink or smoke? ~ ]

I am allergic to alcohol, don’t smoke, and prefer sober connection. Please note: I cannot work with intoxicated individuals and I only enjoy cigarette smoke when it is an explicitly negotiated part of a fetish party.

[ ~ Can I get to know you before our session? ~ ]

Yes. While in-person connection is an irreplaceable gold standard, you can get a feel for me and my ranch-related philosophies on How to Brothel, or learn my heart, mind and values on Sex Stories, which predates my work at the ranch by three years, and allows you to see that Luna is not a personae I use, but an evolution into the fullness of my most loving self.

I always appreciate an email at the ranch to establish an introductory connection and answer any logistical questions leading up to our appointment, and if you’re looking for the back and forth of a pen pal connection, I do that on OnlyFans where you may easily appreciate the time and energy I put into our exchanges with appropriate tribute.

Or if you really want to go deep and join my mission to make the world a sexier, more loving place where taking care of each other is the norm, listen to a few episodes of Sex Stories and if you have thoughtful reflections to share, apply to be a guest.

→ Find How to Brothel or Sex Stories with Luna Robbie wherever you get your podcasts

[ ~ What other ladies do you party with? ~ ]

One of my favorite things about Sheri’s is that they only invite incredible goddesses to work here, so I encourage you to follow your heart and follow your part and create the threesome or orgy of your dreams.

My lady friends I have tried-and-true chemistry with include GG, Camille, Cora, Jess, Electra, Genevieve, Xena, Eva, Cameron, Allissa, Veloria, Yumi, Kiana, Hazel, Chasen and Jupiter—and I am absolutely open to expanding this list!

→ Find my interviews with ladies from Sheri’s on How to Brothel

[ ~ What types of sessions do you love? ~ ]

Losing track of time as we connect, getting to know your mind, heart and body as we explore, experiment and play, discovering the unique energy we co-create is my favorite, regardless of specifics.

Whether it’s all weekend or a quickie, fulfilling bucket list dreams, fetishes and fantasies or group play, any experience that includes learning and laughter lights me up.

If you seek inspiration, I keep an ever-expanding erotic bucket list. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

Or simply surrender your body to my joyous exploration.

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My favorite sexy things are luxurious mutual body explorations (especially bubble baths), role play, threesomes, firsts of all kinds—for me, it's always about connected sensuality and exploring our energy together.

See my sample menu to get your creative juices flowing or peruse my ranch profile to learn more about how I work.

I am horniest in the late morning and afternoons. I can rally between 9 PM and 9 AM if properly warned, but please give me a polite heads up via email.

My personality is that of a grounded kitten mixed with a Tasmanian sex devil; I tend to create whirlwinds of inspiration.

Yes, I love both kinky and vanilla experiences. If there are pleasure-oriented touches with some human connection, I want them. I have extremely responsive desire and create a unique experience for each individual I allow inside my energetic sphere.

Yes, I love to touch and be touched. I offer a safe space for others to explore and am happy to meet you wherever you are in your sexy journey.

Yes, I am very experienced with and adore the clarity of people on the autism spectrum. I will answer your questions, address your sensory needs, and make sure you feel taken care of.

Yes, I often find communicating before working together helpful, but it isn’t absolutely necessary if you’re clear on your desires. My ideal play partners value the breadth of my expertise, communicate thoughtfully, and can handle receiving an intense amount of enthusiastic adoration.

No, it won’t be weird, I won’t fake it, and yes, I do enjoy genuine connection with mutually respectful boundaries.

My biggest turn-offs are entitlement, an inability to see things from another’s perspective, and anyone who can’t comprehend that I love my work.

Yes, we always use barriers (condoms, dental dams, Lorals).

Yes, I am a safety-first kinda lady.

Yes, I will immediately eject boundary pushers and rude people from my company (yes, it's a rare occurance, but it has happened more than once).

Yes, my trusted lovers back home know I’m here and are very turned on by it.

Yes, my room is an otherworldly Lunar Temple art gallery.

Yes, I have toys ;) give me plenty of heads up if you want me to have something specific, or gift us a brand new whatever-you-want-to-try when you come visit; especially if you are new to dildos and pegs, pick a size that's right for you or give me weeks of advance notice to make sure I pack what we need in my kit.

Yes, you can ask me what I like about my time with you, and I will answer honestly and kindly.

Yes, I can help you with sex and dating coaching, and even take photos of you to up your online profile game.

Yes, I love couples and pleasure buddies who are great communicators and adore each other!!!

Yes, I’m happy to wear different types of hair (I have tons of wigs) or outfits (please give me proper warning!) and have many hot options—it also turns me on if you bring me beautiful, classy things. I love clothes and outfits 1 million times more if someone else gives them to me.

Yes, I take your privacy very seriously and expect the same in return.

Yes, I really do think we could fuck our way to world peace! 

Yes, I often giggle at and get off on the notion that we, humanity, are “one” and the idea that we’re all a connected consciousness that’s using different bodies as the most highly detailed sex toys....to masturbate in unique ways. And that's what creation is!

The best sex I’ve ever had is always the sex I am having—or am thinking about having.