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LUNAR SECRETS

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My name is Luna Robbie

I am an explorer who delights in this world. You can be your hottest, strangest, laziest, whateverist human self around me. Come say hi.

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Thanks! You'll hear from me in divine lunar timing.

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Naughty online presence available to those who get to know me.

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When I'm not at the ranch, I'm educating & creating full-time. I always get back to messages within one lunar cycle, but usually sooner.

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FAQ / answers

The only place we can discuss price specifics is in my room at Sheri’s Ranch.

 

Be sure to call the office to make an appointment (800) 506 3565 if you want me to be ready and available for you.

My favorite sexy things are luxurious mutual body explorations (especially bubble baths), role play, threesomes, firsts of all kinds, and anything with a mixture of intensity and sensuality.

I am horniest in the late morning and mid-afternoon. I can rally between 9 PM and 9 AM if properly warned, but please
 give me a polite heads up via email.


My personality is that of a kitten mixed with a Tasmanian sex devil; I tend to create whirlwinds of inspiration.

Yes, I love both kinky and vanilla experiences. If there are pleasure-oriented touches with some human connection, I want them. I have extremely responsive desire and create a unique experience for each individual I allow inside my energetic sphere.

Yes, I *love* to touch and be touched. I offer a safe space for others to explore and am happy to meet you wherever you are in your sexy journey.

Yes, I am very experienced with and adore the clarity of people on the autism spectrum. I will answer your questions, address your sensory needs, and make sure you feel taken care of.

Yes, I often find communicating before working together helpful, but it isn’t absolutely necessary if you’re clear on your desires. My ideal play partners value the breadth of my expertise, communicate thoughtfully, and can handle receiving an intense amount of enthusiastic adoration.

No, it won’t be weird, I won’t fake it, and yes, I do enjoy genuine connection with mutually respectful boundaries.

I’m not exactly publicly out about this job, but if you recognize me from my other work then you really know all I have to offer ;) if you wanna “OMG” over anything, do it privately or email me below ;)

My biggest turn-offs are entitlement, an inability to see things from another’s perspective, and people who can’t comprehend that I love working here.

Yes, we always use barriers (condoms, dental dams, Lorals).

Yes, I am a safety-first kinda lady.

Yes, I’ll kick anyone out who attempts to push safety boundaries (no, I’ve never had to) or who is rude.

Yes, my trusted lovers know I’m here and are very turned on by it.

Yes, my room is an otherworldly Lunar Temple art gallery.

Yes, I have toys ;) give me plenty of heads up if you want me to have something specific, or gift us a brand new whatever-you-want-to-try when you come visit.

Yes, you can ask me what I like about my time with you, and I will answer honestly and kindly.

Yes, I can help you with sex and dating coaching, and even take photos of you to up your online profile game.

Yes, I love couples and pleasure buddies who are great communicators and adore each other.

Yes, I’m happy to wear different types of hair or outfits if you give me proper warning and have many hot options—it also turns me on if you bring me beautiful, classy things.

Yes, I take your privacy very seriously and expect the same in return.

Yes, I really do think we could fuck our way to world peace! 

Yes, I often get off on the fantasy that we, humanity, are “one” and the idea that we’re all a connected consciousness that’s using different bodies as the most highly detailed sex toys to masturbate. It makes me giggle and turns me on so much and makes me really excited to meet the people out there who are into this fantasy.

The best sex I’ve ever had is always the sex I am having—or am about to have.

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